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September 17, 2007

Good Thinking

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
love to a very attractive young woman. She was somewhat upset.

"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me: a
faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a
divorce straight away !"

The husband replied, "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell
you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to
me!"

So the husband began, "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and
this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and
defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

"I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She
told me that she hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my compassion, I
brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,
the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The
poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I
suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes
were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.
"Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you
have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too
tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy
blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy
her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique
and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."

The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for
my understanding and help, and as I walked her to the door she turned to
me with tears in her eyes and said, " Please, do you have anything else
that your wife doesn't use?"