I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.

  Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
  that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
  packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am.

  The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time
  to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over
  hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able
  to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas,
  wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a
  quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw
  the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the
  car and raced to my appointment.

  I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

  Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
  looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
  Paris or some other place a million miles away.

  I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra
  effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

  After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.

  The rest of the day was normal...some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc.
  After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from
  the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get
  another one from the cupboard.

  She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
  glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

i'm in the volunteer, help kind of mood.  not only that, it's been on my mind for a while now...to do something. 
so this is what i'm doing.  i'm volunteering at Revlon Run/Walk For Women on May 10.

Help Me

have you ever needed to go to the bathroom (#2) while you're in the middle of the road or on your way to work, feeling like it will come out any second?
what do you do when the businesses or stores around you doesnt open for another 2 hours or so, what would you do?

so hooked on Phoenix Wright, right now!

I finished the first 2 series of Wright.
anyway, you should play it; it's cool!!!

Dear Wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.  These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.  Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.  You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife.  Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!