"Aggghhh! Someone dial 911! I'm being mauled by a troll!"
"I swear a Big Doberman busted in and just tore the place up..."

How to tell when it's time to make your kids sleep in their own bed....

"Ahhh, the fresh, relaxing aroma of feet...."

Par-tay...par-tay...par-tay!

"Uh...cat? What cat?"

"Hellllloooooooooo"

"Hi! Will you be my friends?"

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